bow-tied:

the-vashta-nerada:

My parents want me to get rid of my bunk bed, saying that an eighteen-year-old shouldn’t have the same bed she’s had since she was a kid.

I made a Powerpoint to prove them otherwise.

If they need any further encouragement, tell them it’s harder for you to procreate when you’ve got a bunkbed.

…..At least, I thought it was harder for humans to copulate when they had bunkbeds…